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Silly Signs

Here is a collection of some of my favourite silly signs.
I have added captions and comments below each picture.
I hope you enjoy these as much as I have.





This is a perfect example of "Health and Safety" at  work.
Just in case you can't read it, the sign does happen to mention
that the bridge is out ahead. But don't let that detract you from
the really important aspects of your safety!




Now this one really has to make you wonder.
What is the secret?



This one I can understand!
I'm convinced that most of the so-called newspapers
and tabloids are dangerous for your mental health.



Having been brought up in the States, I can really
appreciate this one!



I think they meant the other right!



Now I can appreciate the direction to a point, but it doesn't
explain how my 1991 Volvo can do this!
Maybe it's just forward planning.



Now we know how deep a "bottomless pit"
really is!



This may seem a bit strange to most people,
but I have been there and done that, and I
can tell you that a cow, falling on your car, will
cause more damage than you can imagine!


This is one of my wife's favourites.
Do I dare comment on this one?
I think not!




What can I say? This hellpd meee!



Don't do this to me again!




Not again!
I can't take much more of this!



It is nice to know that there are still some
courteous and safe drivers that are also
respectful of your polite signs.




Brilliant!
It's accurate,to the point, and constantly updated.
Who really needs weather forecasters anyway?




Ouch!!
I knew there was a good reason I don't like golf!




O.K. but it might be a good idea not to drink
while making public safety signs either.




Well what did they expect?




Well, technically it does work!
Personally, I prefer to take other precautions!




Now here is a sign that should get your attention!